Life is a beach... a sun-kissed beach with beautiful, scantilly-clad women walking by as you lie there basking, cold beer in hand, listening to Eric Clapton... Ohh.... lazy days.

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Hi, my name is Mike Wilkinson and this 'ere page is a slice of my ego. Why do I want to put a page on the Web? Because it's there. It's a bit of fun. You can find out all about me...if you really want to! I like music (I play keyboards in a band), women, summer days, drinking, writing, computers, more women, and pubs. I don't have a drink problem....'cept when I can't get a drink... and everyone thinks I'm a thoroughly nice guy (unless you ask my ex-wife, of course....or Tracey Vee, but then, she doesn't count, cause she's disgusting - and if you don't believe me, CHECK THIS OUT! )

I live in the sleepy Warwickshire market-town of Rugby. A town which is best descibed as the dot over the letter "i" in the word "shit"! Why they call it a market town I do not know, because, although it does indeed have a market, you can't find anything decent to buy there. Unless, of course, it's referring to the cattle market where, on Monday mornings you can hear the bleating of little lambs being auctioned off to take a trip to the slaughter house! I came here for two weeks, initially, but haven't managed to escape yet, after seven years!

I am only just learning this html lark but hopefully, as time passes, this page will get funkier and better... like I said, it's just for fun. If I offend anybody...... well, tough shit, you shouldn't be on my page... it's not for girly-la-la's you know!

Anyway......lets get on and give you some of my pet likes and hates.....

A naked woman...it's a shame you can't see her!




I said that I like writing, a sample of which can be found HERE

And here's another one I wrote entitled "Jam. But No Bread"

And a cool piece I didn't write but appeals to my sense of humour IS HERE


Life is full of questions we CAN'T ANSWER


And to further exhibit my ego, how about checking out my...



I know there's not a lot on this page , but it's under construction.



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